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[allana]

Wow, she must be really in tune with her body.

Much as I adore Auntie, this is an example of the tabloid reporting which has been infecting the venerable corporation over the last two years.

Sex on Sunday? Pregnant by Wednesday? Yeah, right.

Implantation occurs between seven and ten days after your lovely little egg meets a wriggly sperm. It then takes another seven days or so, for enough HCg (or is it HcG? I can never remember which way round it goes) to be produced, so that a positive pregnancy test will be achieved. And since she's got a huge chance of implantation failing out anyway....

You don't feel implantation. Unless you have the pain tolerance of a gnat. And she's a nurse!!

I may fire something vitriolic off to the BBC. We shouldn't even be wasting license money on reporting this utter tripe, anyway.

If anyone needs me, I'll be grinding my teeth in the shower.

Comments

[dreammonkey.livejournal.com]

Good GRIEF.
Thought she was supposed to be viriginal and pure?
I think now I'm glad I've stopped watching it.
*shudders*

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't know... I haven't been watching any of it. Other than the ten minutes I was subjected to whilst cuddling C&V's baby. Her hair terrifies me though.

[silentinflames.livejournal.com]

Shite like this is the reason why I have lost any interest in any Big Brother related program. Booooooring! And inane.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I've never enjoyed any of the Big Brother series. Waste of money and I hate the Z-list celebrities that it creates. Can't wait for it to be cancelled.

[silentinflames.livejournal.com]

I watched the first season--what, five years ago?--with quite some interest. It was a new concept and I thought it was exciting to see how a couple of complete strangers would interact, caged like that. But then soon it was all just about the commerce and who would be the big star in the end. That's when it got boring.

[reuss.livejournal.com]

C'mon, it's obvious that she's just saying that to appeal to the general unwashed who won't realise that it's coswallop so she's in with a better chance of winning. It's like "Chicago" but stupid.