Absolutely fabulous, darling!

Or not.

Troy Hake, a gardening company owner, sends his customers a nice email. At best, inappropriate; at worst, illegal (depending on company T&C about customer email usage, which this appears to contravene.)

I wonder how much of a hit his profits will take this quarter?

My week started off on a weird note, with a rude introduction to the very odd world of furries. My eyeballs still feel scarred by seeing Mustafa and Simba getting it on. Mercifully it was so badly inked that my eyeballs could just fixate on that aspect rather than the horror within.  I won't be linking :P  Very odd, will never understand it.

But! Things get even weirder!

May I have a drumroll please? Thank-you. I proudly/apologetically present to you bible_slash Who could ever have predicted that Jesus and JC Chasez would ever get it on (scroll down)?  You know you want to click on the link.... According to the community info, there's even a dedicated Christ slash community.  Oh well, if I can read slash about Greek gods happily, then I'm sure other people can happily read Jesus/JC.  Yuck.  Hmm, that reminds me, I was going to turn James into Thor at some point.

To cheer you up, here's a nice parody.  The Book of Fanfic, Chapters 1, 2 and 3.  Feel free to mutter about the state of the world....