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Wow, she must be really in tune with her body.

Much as I adore Auntie, this is an example of the tabloid reporting which has been infecting the venerable corporation over the last two years.

Sex on Sunday? Pregnant by Wednesday? Yeah, right.

Implantation occurs between seven and ten days after your lovely little egg meets a wriggly sperm. It then takes another seven days or so, for enough HCg (or is it HcG? I can never remember which way round it goes) to be produced, so that a positive pregnancy test will be achieved. And since she's got a huge chance of implantation failing out anyway....

You don't feel implantation. Unless you have the pain tolerance of a gnat. And she's a nurse!!

I may fire something vitriolic off to the BBC. We shouldn't even be wasting license money on reporting this utter tripe, anyway.

If anyone needs me, I'll be grinding my teeth in the shower.
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