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allanaMy week started off on a weird note, with a rude introduction to the
very odd world of furries. My eyeballs still feel scarred by seeing
Mustafa and Simba getting it on. Mercifully it was so badly inked that
my eyeballs could just fixate on that aspect rather than the horror
within. I won't be linking :P Very odd, will never understand it.
But! Things get even weirder!
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bible_slash
Who could ever have predicted that Jesus and
JC Chasez would ever get it on (scroll down)? You know you want
to click on the link.... According to the community info, there's even
a dedicated Christ slash community. Oh well, if I can read slash
about Greek gods happily, then I'm sure other people can happily read
Jesus/JC. Yuck. Hmm, that reminds me, I was going to turn
James into Thor at some point.
To cheer you up, here's a nice parody. The Book of Fanfic, Chapters 1, 2 and 3. Feel free to mutter about the state of the world....
But! Things get even weirder!
May I have a drumroll please? Thank-you. I proudly/apologetically present to you
bible_slash
Who could ever have predicted that Jesus and
JC Chasez would ever get it on (scroll down)? You know you want
to click on the link.... According to the community info, there's even
a dedicated Christ slash community. Oh well, if I can read slash
about Greek gods happily, then I'm sure other people can happily read
Jesus/JC. Yuck. Hmm, that reminds me, I was going to turn
James into Thor at some point.To cheer you up, here's a nice parody. The Book of Fanfic, Chapters 1, 2 and 3. Feel free to mutter about the state of the world....
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Date: 2005-01-19 02:54 pm (UTC)Love The Book of Fanfic. Thanks for the link. *snicker* Asshat. (I know, all the great lines in it, and I point out "Asshat." *sigh* I'm have a potty-mouth day.)
As for Jesus/JC, I guess Jesus got tired of Satan having all the fun? (Crap. I am now actually reading Jesus/JC because the curiosity of how Jesus and JC met is nagging at me. This is your fault.)
(Oh. A dream. Never mind. *pffft* Where has all the imagination gone?)
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Date: 2005-01-19 04:10 pm (UTC)James would make a lovely Thor. Back in the AJFA days, with proper facial hair and all that lovely long blonde hair! Lars would be a fun Loki but I'm unsure who Kirk and Jason could be. It might be easier to throw Cliff in there instead? Still stumped.
Asshat is a great word! That's what drew me into wrestling a few years ago; I was a Jerico-holic! Happy days. What could be better than Jerico snarking at Stephanie each week?
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Date: 2005-01-19 04:38 pm (UTC)It would be fun to make Cliff Balder (Odin's son), who was killed by his own brother, Hodur. He's supposed to be reborn as Jul during Ragnarok, so the good thing about all this is we could someday see Cliff again. (But the bad thing is the only God to survive Ragnarok isn't Jul but Vidar, so I guess he comes back for nothing.)
Loki's responsible for Balder's death, even though it was Hodur who shot the fatal arrow.
Hodur is the god of darkness. He's blind and somber. Maybe he only got to be somber (and perhaps even blind, too) after he accidentally killed Balder. Mmmm, the angst.
Jason would be Vali, the son of Odin who was born solely to take vengeance on Loki for Balder's death. Or would Rob be Vali and Jason's an imposter (who's in over his head).
In any case, wouldn't it be better if Loki was Dave, so that Loki would have a reason to kill off BalderCliff?
And I'm not sure how Thor fits into the drama, but he sure looks good.
James - Thor
Cliff - Balder
Dave - Loki
Lars - Either Hodur or Frey, God of the fairies
Kirk - Either Hodur or Bragi, God of poetry & music...or not a Norse God at all, but I'm not sure how someone from outside the Norse God pantheon would end up interacting with them.
Jason/Rob - Vali
Well. That was fun.
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Date: 2005-01-19 06:35 pm (UTC)Lars could also be Hermod. Quite a minor role in the mythology as compared to Hermes in the Greek mythos, but still important. He'd be an awfully chatty messanger though.
Even though James as Thor doesn't have much of a story attached to him, I still love the image. Mmmm Mjolnir....
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Date: 2005-01-19 06:41 pm (UTC)I think that even though Thor doesn't have much of a story attached, he should still show up quite a bit and be...manly. Mmmm.
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Date: 2005-01-19 06:05 pm (UTC)And why shouldn't Satan have all the fun? He's a fun guy. I got very sympathetic about him when reading Hellblazer. The First Of The Fallen rocks...
The book of fanfic
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Date: 2005-01-19 07:33 pm (UTC)*shudders in a corner somewhere*
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Date: 2005-01-19 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-20 08:14 am (UTC)I had to come out to do some analysis anyway. I should have looked it up actually, when I was in the computer room. It'd have given the guy sitting next to me who was blatantly staring at my screen something to stare at. :D
(Either that or he was just totally impressed at my typing skills)