First line of a fic.

[allana]

“C’mon, Dave!” Junior pleaded. “I’m sure he just wants make up,”

Oh how I laughed! It's even funnier in context, when you read further on and realise that Junior is referring to Hetfield. I should have paid more attention to the story summary--(chapter one edied). Alas for madandy, Eddie does turns up in Chapter Two. Complete with puppy-dog eyes. *snerk*

Comments

[madandy.livejournal.com]

The fuck?!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Heh. Not my fic at all--it's the Headbangers Ball story on rockfic. Where she woefully mistreats Maiden in chapter two. I still have tears in my eyes from reading it.

[madandy.livejournal.com]

O.o

I have to go and look now. I officially hate you.

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

*has gone and looked*

I feel sick.

You! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Give me back the muses and out of my fandom!

;)

[madandy.livejournal.com]

*Sharpens claws on the nearest tree*

The trouble is, I'm completely sure that she means no harm. She probably thinks we - that is, those few of us that write Maiden fic, and the slightly larger number that read it - will be pleased to see our boys represented in a different way.

Which means I cannot, in all honesty, send her a flame. Just because it's lame doesn't mean I should pound her fic. She's doing her best.

However.

If we ever meet, I'm going to take her eyeballs home in a jar.

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

Motty just came in asking me why the hell I was laughing so much. I don't think I can tell her it's because one of my friends wants a jar full of IM bad writers, can I? ;)

[kelpierocks.livejournal.com]

I've seen that one. Oh my.

_{And I have a stupid question. Who is Eddie? I was mystified...}

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Eddie is a zombie. He's Iron Maiden's mascot, for lack of a better word. Andy could explain this so much better than me :P

If you've seen her tattoo pix, that's Eddie. He does NOT do puppy-dog eyes.

[kelpierocks.livejournal.com]

Oh! OK, I think I've got it now. I was looking for a real-person Eddie.

::trying to imagine zombie with puppy-dog eyes:: ::eyes crossing, brain melting:: aaarrggh...

Thanks Ang. :)

[madandy.livejournal.com]

This is Eddie:



Any questions?

[kelpierocks.livejournal.com]

Got it! Thanks Andy!

::sending kisses:: (to Andy, not Eddie...)

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

*sends a kiss to Eddie, too.* Zombies are so mistreated these days...

[madandy.livejournal.com]

I love that particular pic. And I love Derek Riggs (the artist), because he's clearly seen lads pulling moonies before; if you look closely, Eddie is...anatomically correct. So to speak. ;)

Puppy dog eyes. *Growl*

I think not.