Just wondering....

[allana]

What part of:

"Darling, you're snoring. Please turn over.",

"Please turn over.",

"Turn over",

or, "Turn the fuck over!!"

Means "scoot closer, clamp me to you with a heavy arm, and snore in my ear"?? I guess he was having a really good dream or something. Good grief....

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Snoooring

[(Anonymous)]

Mad Andy again. Look, it's easy; put pillow over his face, put whole body weight on pillow, wait for struggling to stop. Piece of piss. Other than that try pinching his bollocks. (Yes, I also have a husband that snores.) ORRRRRR...the ultimate revenge. Snore worse than he does.