Just wondering....

[allana]

What part of:

"Darling, you're snoring. Please turn over.",

"Please turn over.",

"Turn over",

or, "Turn the fuck over!!"

Means "scoot closer, clamp me to you with a heavy arm, and snore in my ear"?? I guess he was having a really good dream or something. Good grief....

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Snoooring

[(Anonymous)]

Mad Andy again. Look, it's easy; put pillow over his face, put whole body weight on pillow, wait for struggling to stop. Piece of piss. Other than that try pinching his bollocks. (Yes, I also have a husband that snores.) ORRRRRR...the ultimate revenge. Snore worse than he does.

[dreammonkey.livejournal.com]

hehe!
That was a very welcome fit of laughter which just managed to break through the thick fog of my hangover!
(the badger stampeding around in my head stopped for a minute too)
Thanks sweetie ! :D
P.
x

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I worked it out. Clearly he was trying to compete with the wind outside. *nodnods* It was blowing a bloody gale last night; windows and doors rattling all over the sodding house. I half expected to find a wolf outside trying to blow the house down *rolls eyes*

I shall be sure to remember the bollocks tactic, Andy!! I'd have snored in revenge if I could've gotten back to sleep....