FIC: Obscene (LotR RPS, Billy/Dom)
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allanaTitle: Obscene
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glam_ang
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG?
Word count: 100
Summary: Dom, Billy and a lollipop.
Notes: This is allfeelforfaith's fault, you know. Editing her stories reawakened my love for Dom and then she sent me this picture and I just had to write something.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. It did not happen and I'm not implying it did. This fiction in no way represents people mentioned within or the way they would behave. No impeachment of or malice toward the people mentioned here is intended.
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Billy's a clever bloke. He knows obscenity when he sees it and right now—Jesus—obscenity incarnate is Dom's lips wrapped around a cherry-red lollipop.
In his head, Margaret editorialises, saying 'mebbe Dom just likes sweeties' and really, it's awful disturbing to channel her at a time like this, when Dom's swiping his tongue around the lolly and watching him closely. Enough to test the resolve of the Pope himself. Billy's not even a saint.
“I've got something better for you to sook on,” he murmurs to Dom. “Don't want you rotting yer teeth.”
“Thought you'd never ask, mate.”
Author:
glam_angFandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG?
Word count: 100
Summary: Dom, Billy and a lollipop.
Notes: This is all
feelforfaith's fault, you know. Editing her stories reawakened my love for Dom and then she sent me this picture and I just had to write something. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. It did not happen and I'm not implying it did. This fiction in no way represents people mentioned within or the way they would behave. No impeachment of or malice toward the people mentioned here is intended.
Billy's a clever bloke. He knows obscenity when he sees it and right now—Jesus—obscenity incarnate is Dom's lips wrapped around a cherry-red lollipop.
In his head, Margaret editorialises, saying 'mebbe Dom just likes sweeties' and really, it's awful disturbing to channel her at a time like this, when Dom's swiping his tongue around the lolly and watching him closely. Enough to test the resolve of the Pope himself. Billy's not even a saint.
“I've got something better for you to sook on,” he murmurs to Dom. “Don't want you rotting yer teeth.”
“Thought you'd never ask, mate.”
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Date: 2006-01-19 07:20 pm (UTC)And right on, K is no fucking help at all. Did you see the fucking picture she posted.
...I've lost my beloved title.
Hank
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Date: 2006-01-19 07:39 pm (UTC)I have a horrible feeling that K will lead me further and further into this fandom. It'll only get worse after I finally watch "Lost"--yes, I am almost the only person on the planet not to have seen it!
Anyway, glad you liked it!
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Date: 2006-01-19 08:34 pm (UTC)Hank
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Date: 2006-01-19 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-20 01:00 am (UTC)With cowboys.
Hank
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Date: 2006-01-20 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-20 03:51 am (UTC)~haven't watched Lost either~
I have no idea why I'm resisting. I am going to rent the DVD one of these days when I have a week worth of free evenings, hehe.
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Date: 2006-01-19 07:45 pm (UTC)*sighs*
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Date: 2006-01-19 10:27 pm (UTC)Short and sweet and naughty!
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Date: 2006-01-20 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-20 10:47 am (UTC)That picture is the closest you can get to obscene in public, and the bad thing? All you can think about it Dom's lips not wrapped around the lolli, but around Nessie :P
That was rather lovely. Thanks for sharing :D
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Date: 2006-01-21 03:25 pm (UTC)