I'd forgotten how good it feels....

[allana]

It's been years since I've delivered a decent flame. And now two come along in one day! My inner bitch feels sleek...sated.

B.T.W., if any little eyes are reading (and I'm pretty sure you are, child), this is the Internet. Where the grown-ups come to play. Perhaps you'd like to head back to the sandpit, with a bucket and spade?

Comments

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

[wicked grin] I'm guessing you weighed in on the "just fiction" issue over at Rockfic?

If not, you should. Another brat that's in need of some good flaming.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. On the original thread, and I also left a few beautifully crafted points elsewhere for another lucky recipient. :)

Today is a good day to be a bitch.

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

For... Hmm. The bi-polar thread, right? Oh, fuck diplomacy for once! For Badine, right? I'm glad. I think she's a show off too. I'm glad someone finally told her off.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

She's an attention seeking moron. She's looking for "Oh poor, poor you! Have a cookie" responses. She cross-posted an account of the Asian Tsunami from her LJ (which she wrote back in January) to Rockfic, when she announced to us all that she was returning to Thailand. Once again, with the attention seeking.

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

[nods] And, you know, I didn't live the Angie79 debacle... but she reminds me of it, because she always has this heart-wrenching dilemmas. And she puts up so many pictures of herself on the Pic Whore thread, but never comments on anybody else's, just soaks up the comments made to hers.

I used to reply to her posts, but then stopped. "Oh, yippee," I'd think, with a hearty dose of eye rolling. "Here comes the oh-so-cool and wonderful Badine!"

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. Alas, she's nowhere near as good at integrating herself as Angie was. Which leads me to wonder how Angie, the imaginary wife and the imaginary twins are getting on. Maybe I'll google if I get bored.

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

I'm enjoying the flamewar muchly. :D You're so sexy when you're snarky!

Oh, and you somewhat managed to get finally rid of Badine! Let's PARTY!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I should snark more often :D *runs a brush through her hair*

I doubt I've managed to get rid of her--she says that she's going to continue writing. Woe. Still... one day she might win the Booker Prize or Carnegie Medal. Of course, we'll have flying pigs by that point.

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we won't have her hanging around in our sandbox. Someone HAD to tell her off. You did it beautifully. :D

*shoots any pig that looks like wanting to learn to fly*

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Hopefully she'll stay out of chat... otherwise Andy will need to hold me back. Now there's a sentence you never thought you'd see, huh?

BTW. If I was single, I'd move in with you *snuggles*

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

Wow. Or maybe...you two could team up!...no, that would be too much, the poor thing. But damn fun to watch, admittedly. ;)

Oh. Move with me?....no chance you want to be single again and know how to acquire a weapon? *puppy eyes* ;)

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

We could double-team her, but yeah... that might be a little too much. I think all the Alpha Females of Doom are out in force today. We so need t-shirts.

Anything can be a weapon. I can see several possibilities sitting on my desk currently. From CDs, to hairbrushes, to cans of protective protein spray. You could do serious damage with all of those. I recommend watching some Jackie Chan films :D Oh and no, I'm happy being a couple. Still, maybe in an alternate universe....

Why on earth do you want one though? Well chosen words linger for longer.

[dragonspell.livejournal.com]

Alpha Females of Doom XD That's actually, oddly appropriate...

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I think it suits us :) We're perfectly nice for the most part, but we don't tolerate idiots very well. Especially passive-aggressive ones.

It was either Lia or Andy that coined it....

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

Andy, I think. :D I love it. I want a t-shirt that says that.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

We should get Rick to draw the artwork *nods*

[glammetalkitten.livejournal.com]

Were you not there when she ventured into chat last night? Andy only had to utter 'Oh God', and she was gone again. Although, admittedly, Andy could have been talking about something from just before Badine came in, which denotes a rather large ego on Badine's behalf since she assumed Andy was directing the comment at her. Did that make sense?

Also, I'd totally move in with Lia as well. Oh, the chaos that could be caused :D

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

Coo, I have plenty of roommates. Now, how to get them to Italy, is the problem...*starts cunning plotting*

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I was indeed there. It did look like Andy was uttering 'Oh God' in her direction, but then... I'm as irritated with Badine as Andy is. Possibly more, after today.

I think everyone wants to move to Torino today!

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

I feel loved. Today's a great day!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Today is a great day to be a bitch and an Alpha Female of Doom (tm).

[silicondreams.livejournal.com]

*takes out AFoD t-shirt, straps sword to her back and paints stripes of coal on her face* Aye!

I mean, if even I step in the flames, it IS the day to be bitches!

[stonefinder.livejournal.com]

*perks up*

Flame war? On Rockfic? On Fiction?

And here I was, just editing an entry I made that touches on the subject.

How *did* that miss that one?

*runs back to rockfic*

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Alas, it's spread over two threads as Heather and I responded directly to the post in the Good Morning thread and everyone else went to the Hmm thread. I do hope she takes the point. They're all sharp after all.

[stonefinder.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I found it. Engaged in flammage before I even realized I wasn't in the relevant thread! And I woke up in such a cranky mood, too.

Spotted your response, Ang. *whistles* I bow to the master. Good one!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

You bow to me? Wow, I'll have to get off my knees so that you don't have to salaam ;) I loved your rant--the walls are still ringing with my laughter.

[stonefinder.livejournal.com]

You do it with exquisite style. Biting and to the point with a subtlety that I wish I had. I try to be subtle, I really do but somehow, it just never comes off that way.

[reuss.livejournal.com]

Link us the uninitiated up!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

You'll have to get a Rockfic account. But as you're not a small, irritating child, you'll be just fine there. BTW. Be prepared for slash fanfiction which may or may not feature rockstars who you idolised as a child :P

http://www.rockfic.com

Today's threads:

Original wank about "just fiction" complete with passive aggressive shit. Read on for a flaying from myself and rockfic http://www.rockfic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=34539&highlight=#34539

The longer thread with more deliciously flaying replies: http://www.rockfic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=34554&highlight=#34554

The bipolar thread with my 2cents at the end (there's a certain amount of long-standing irritation gone into my reply, you know I'm still vaguely nice, right?): http://www.rockfic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2337

[screwthedaisies.livejournal.com]

Ha! I just got a new user notification and for once I don't have to run off to age-check it! Yay!

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a novelty? I've known Reuss for hmm... five or six years now. I still remember our first conversation with much amusement ;)

[kelpierocks.livejournal.com]

Highly frustrating to read this entry, plus the comments, and not be able to run off to Rockfic to read the relevant entries (which you've so kindly linked to in a comment.) But I try not to go to Rockfic when I'm at work (just TOO tempting, yanno... and not-work-safe stuff.)

Might not be able to resist temptation though. LOL. WTH, the boss is golfing. ::shrug::

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Keli! Happily, the only thing not-worksafe about today's posts is the high level of swearing. Oh. And me losing my temper. Still, my temper is thoroughly sated now, and has been stuffed back in its box.

Your boss is golfing in the middle of the day? Lucky sod.

[kelpierocks.livejournal.com]

He's golfing and I'm working. (And reading Rockfic message boards, lol. WTH.)

Well worded rants. Justified, IMHO. And don't think I didn't notice that even in your ire you (and everyone else who responded) took the time to formulate a well worded and reasoned response.

Spelled and punctuated correctly, even. ;)

Wouldn't want to bet that Badine, at least, won't be posting on the message boards again.

[stonefinder.livejournal.com]

Well worded, spell checked and properly punctuated rants always have greter impact then incoherent sputtering. Especially if they are exquistely crafted. Dry sarcastic snarking - nothing better! ;-)

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I took great care to proof my post before hitting submit. I'm well aware of the irony of submitting a poorly written rant in this situation ;) Plus, it's fun to haul out big words from time to time!

[silentinflames.livejournal.com]

Hehe, funny how the interesting threads always start between 3 and 5 pm (CET) and I only find them when everything has been said already. feelforfaith pointed me to this particular one.

Oh man! H's patience indeed is almost infinite and has been with this brat anyway.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Oh yes... I wasted my entire afternoon on this and posts at Rockfic. Well, I say wasted... but I had a lot of fun and got to trot out some nice juicy words. I should really thank them for giving my temper such a nice outing!