Dave-muse wants to know where he can buy one for Junior. I've been searching the internet for a supplier, but apparently he'll just have to knit one himself. LOL!! Thanks for the pic, Ang
LOL!!! She probably does! I can just see her rocking back and forth in an antique chair, humming some Lawrence Welk tune, and Dave sitting on the edge of the sofa seat impatiently waiting for her to finish. Junior would probably need to be fitted.... Soooooo, they'd need some measuring tape. I can see Dave laughing at the measurements and Junior pouting with his arms crossed over his chest.
I love that user-pic... that's the Dave I'm trying to capture. *sighs happily*
I can see her doing a row, then making Dave do his own row... poor Junior would be wearing a very lop-sided bikini bottom. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Dave explains to Mrs E exactly why Junior needs licorice bikini bottoms. I don't think "stage costume" would work as an excuse.
(Why do I immediately see Kirk wearing this and James Lars nibbling at it and chewing, trying to undress him? (Nope, I definitely don't see James nibbling here. :D )
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Date: 2005-03-22 06:42 pm (UTC)The mind boggles.
LOL!
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Date: 2005-03-22 06:56 pm (UTC)Full marks for creativity, for whoever knitted that thing :P
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Date: 2005-03-22 08:37 pm (UTC)Yeah, I really need to get a life.
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Date: 2005-03-22 08:46 pm (UTC)I can see her doing a row, then making Dave do his own row... poor Junior would be wearing a very lop-sided bikini bottom. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Dave explains to Mrs E exactly why Junior needs licorice bikini bottoms. I don't think "stage costume" would work as an excuse.
Set thy pen to paper, woman!!
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Date: 2005-03-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(Why do I immediately see Kirk wearing this and
JamesLars nibbling at it and chewing, trying to undress him? (Nope, I definitely don't see James nibbling here. :D )no subject
Date: 2005-03-22 09:04 pm (UTC)Maybe James would nibble it, if it was knitted from strips of beef jerky. Although, Kirk definitely wouldn't wear it then!
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Date: 2005-03-22 08:59 pm (UTC)That's hilarious :D Quite a specialist area of porn I suppose?
P.x
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Date: 2005-03-22 09:02 pm (UTC)Ann Summers should sell kits!