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[allana]

This reduced me to helpless tears of laughter.

Um, not suitable for those who actually like cats.

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[chickenpattysan.livejournal.com]

*high five*

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Heh, knew you'd like it :D

[madandy.livejournal.com]

http://www.petprofessional.net/archive.php?archive=20050531

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHA!!!!

OMFG I love it...

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, the whale one... *rolls around laughing again*

[kraftpistole.livejournal.com]

First of all: Calvin demands Euphoria! Personally, I'd send him Pyromania instead, but I guess Euphoria's OK, if that's what he wants. [Lep record is mailed over to Calvin]

Second: "Sound of cat food can opening." LOL.

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll be thrilled with it :) Kids love getting packages in the mail.

I am totally in love with the Pet Professional now :)

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snort*

You're just not right.

However, that does remind me of a time (not the only time mind you, but one of the many times) that Jazz and I were reduced to hysterics by a certain irony. You see, dozens of people had gotten together and put their resources to work spending thousands of dollars on a orphaned seal. They nursed it and raised it and it got big enough to be released. Hundreds and hundreds of people gathered and cheered as the rescuers released the seal back into the wild. Everyone was so happy and so proud of their hard work.

And...

then...

Along came a killer whale and swallowed up whole, right in front of all the happy spectators.

*nods* It's the little things in life, sometimes they just hit you in the funny bone.

Hank
~who will cease to tell inappropriate stories about myself cause it's not gonna make me any friends...and...who can also find the humor in 101 Uses For A Dead Cat~

[glam-ang.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten about 101 Uses For A Dead Cat! Must unearth a copy of that....

I remember the seal thing well, deliciously ironic, especially from the whale's POV ;) Never stop telling inappropriate stories about yourself, m'dear!!

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

You know, with the animal thing I firmly believe it comes from working in the animal healthcare industry. If you don't find the humor somewhere, the sadness will eat you alive. Jazz and I do it that way, a lot of people don't, as they see it as inappropriate or insensitive.

*side note, Jazz is definitely a partner in most of my crimes*

In that case, I'll freely admit that everytime we saw an animal in Passion of the Christ we screamed "ASPCA!"

And, the whole time he carried the cross...which went on and on and on and on...we chimed about a dozen times, "Put down the cross honey, someone needs the wood."

Hank
~who has way more stories than just these~