War wounds
Nov. 13th, 2006 03:17 amOver-tired flailing baby + sleepy mummy + watch inadvertently left on = sliced open nipple
If this is a taste of what piercing pain would feel like, then I might just stick to ink instead. Worst thing is... in three hours or so, he's going to want to be fed from that side. Did I mention that he has a suck like a vaccuum cleaner??
(I may be in the market for a leather-strap watch rather than waterproof sports nylon stuff.)
And as I type, he's lovingly scratching away at my carotid. I've pointed out on several occasions that assasinating mummy will stop lovely milk, but clearly I watched too much Family Guy while pregnant and he's now emulating Stewie. Yay.
If this is a taste of what piercing pain would feel like, then I might just stick to ink instead. Worst thing is... in three hours or so, he's going to want to be fed from that side. Did I mention that he has a suck like a vaccuum cleaner??
(I may be in the market for a leather-strap watch rather than waterproof sports nylon stuff.)
And as I type, he's lovingly scratching away at my carotid. I've pointed out on several occasions that assasinating mummy will stop lovely milk, but clearly I watched too much Family Guy while pregnant and he's now emulating Stewie. Yay.