And one day I shall finally sit down and write one. It's so clear in my head...and awesome...and...and....there's no belly-button winching or miscarriages or inappropriate sex...and...and...and....

I just can't get it started!!!!

(Trust me, however, when I say that when I do write it, there will be nothing cute about it. If I'm lucky I'll be able to get this thing written for Halloween, for which it would be appropriate....)

Heather
~who's still not writing at all~
~glares at plagiarists, stomach bugs, and other distractions~